Saturday, April 21, 2007
Before I start anything - I need to lose 5kg. Am effing fat now I don't feel like stepping out of the house even, with the bloated tummy that feels like its gonna explode anytime soon. I blame it on the delicious birthday cakes mum bought for Ween, which was practically there for me to help myself for breakfast, and as an addition to lunch, tea time and dinner. Damn.
Other than that...
Our head of faculty has just attempted to politically brainwash us today.
Apparently, the LAN moderators are coming to visit our college sometime next week to see if we comply to the minimal LAN requirements - to see if us students 'know' about our college, at the same time are treated 'as we should be'.
First, you nicely tell us the history of LimKokWing. Fair enough.
Later, you tell us to shut up and stop whining. Now hold on a second.
Who was it that said at the very beginning, when we joined the college, that if there is any problem, do not hesitate to come and see your lecturers/people in charge, and "we'll help you in any way we can" (Limkokwing executives and people in charge, n.d. as is applied all year round).
Stop whining? Oh ho ho. After telling us to stop whining, guess what? HE decides to whine. Tells us that we 'stick burning cigarettes in our mother's faces'. That we never stop complaining about our resource fees. And those fucking facilities that we are supposed to be lucky to have, aka Wings Coffee, Makanlah, ten-10 (our very own '7-eleven' konon).
Always look at the good experiences you've had in this college.
Go eff yourself lah buffoon. Yes I'm bloody well pissed off, because why do you think students whine about these things and still do?
BECAUSE NOTHING IS BEING DONE ABOUT IT. US STUDENTS STILL SUFFER.
If your excuse is that those 'facilities ' are there to help train the students from the entrepreneurship school, then the school must be trying to produce bastard entrepreneurs that are trying to extort as much as possible from us students. ten-10 makes 7-eleven looks pretty cheap, when to the public eye 7-eleven is a 24-hours convenience store that has a right to sell stuff at slightly more expensive prices. Ten-10 only opens from 9am to 7pm and yet they are charging much more than 7-eleven.
Makanlah serves lame food. Minimum of RM5 for lethargic, overcooked, oversauced, overoiled, died-three-times vegetables and pieces of meat that are cooked in a very minimal variety (and you're only entitled to one kind). For RM5, you're extorting us to the max, for the minimal amount you spend on the menu (and the minimal methods of cooking them as well). Oh, but you argue, there are lots of variety! Chicken chop for 7! Hello. I wouldn't pay 7 bucks for that pathetic piece of chicken chop, which is 50% skin, 20% fat, and the size of my fist. The rest are frozen mixed vegetables and loads of french fries. For 7 bucks that's totally not worth my money.
Wait wait! How bout the Lebanese food? Oh yes, that one's nice. But can I afford to spend RM10 a day for lunch alone? That's not even counting the drinks!
How bout the burger? RM8. Pfft. And it's a roadside burger. I feel like I'm cheated everytime I buy it as I know I can get the same nearby my place in Bukit Bintang for RM3 (and that's a special).
Satay? Oh yes yes. RM5 for 4 sticks. 60% fats and skin. So... what are you left with exactly? It's only 4 sticks. In Kuching, 1 stick is 30 cents, and its pure chicken meat. PURE, as in no fat, no skin. Who do you think you are fooling?
Nasi lemak, RM6 only what. Yes. I agree to your nasi lemak lah, but who wants to eat nasi lemak every friggin day?
Salad? RM 5 for so, so little, and the meat you put in is not even lean - its one of those cold cuts you slice into mini pieces. Extortion.
Sandwich? Mayonnaise pit. And too bad, boo hoo, its already preset that way, just like those tuna mayonnaise spread. RM 8 for sandwiches too? TOO MUCH.
We're already paying so much for our tuition fees, and yet daily you extort us with the pathetic foods you offer. Don't get me started on Wings Coffee - if you think it's comparable to starbucks, it's only the prices. The quality is SO FAR OFF.
And for entrepreneurship purposes, you're doing a very lousy job at that. Capitalists.
I can possibly accept the fact that the college is our 'second home'. But LUCT cyberjaya as our MOTHER? With the stinking toilets which is barely cleaned up, sanitary bins rarely being emptied till it overflows (you do not want me to describe the disgusting picture), and the classrooms that are supposed to be 'well equipped' being the most depressing environment to study in? I can tell you my mother is not to be compared to your effing ugly facilities. Yet you say something is done about it, well, it still looks the same to me.
As for those students who 'stick burning cigarette sticks into their mother's faces', that's their problem and I think you do have the right to address the problem. But please, just don't address it in the manner that we are all made to sound disrespectful to our dear, own mothers. I love my mum, and I'm not a smoker. And saying LUCT is my mother is a damn effing insult.
As head of our faculty, I'm so ashamed to hear you talk in such a political manner. "I promise... I promise". IN the beginning of the semester, when you first got your job, you said things would be different. Ya, right. Go back and study some of the MCI subjects yourself. Widen your scope. Things have gotten worse, and if only you weren't taking away one hour of our FTV presentation today, or rather delaying it, I would have given you a piece of my mind on the kind of pressure I'm getting from the students.
I'm being treated like a tape recorder. I'm being treated like the walking-FTV print-to-tape equipment service. I'm the spoonfeeder. I'm the one people are after for 'sample copies of essays'.
WHY WHY WHY? How can I not hate college more and more each day? How is it that you've trained your students to become so lazy? I ask my lecturers all the time for clarification. But WHY are the other students so effing lazy?! WHY APPROACH ME, JUST ANOTHER STUDENT to read your course outline for you, to explain what is meant to be included and excluded in your essay?
AND if the head of the faculty thinks after his politically charged talk has switched my mind to a more positive angle, sorry man - you are so bloody off point and this mind hasn't budged one bit. I'm losing hair and gaining weight because of the uneccessary stress I'm getting from my 'fellow mates'. Its so obvious that you're afraid of the LAN officers and that you don't want us to spoil your good reputation.
My batch has been taught the critical attitude. We're critical people, and it's not right for you to accuse us as stupid students who can't respect their mothers.
12:23 AM Azzie's got style
